I'm Oli. I live in North London and concurrently spend most of the day hiding from local yoofs. I'm a freelance tech, sport, music, culture and lifestyle journalist. Yeah that's right, all the really hard-hitting areas. I'm the Editor of The Waterboarder(.com). You can email me here if you like oliver.jones4@gmail.com.
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One day I’m going to get this printed in absurdly high quality, have it framed and put it up in my house.
Tower proposal by Gaudi for New York City in 1908.
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Tomasz Schafernaker flips someone the middle-finger then tries to cover it up by looking terrified and wanking his chin. Bad Schafernaker.
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Photographer James Mollison shows us 40 straight-on mugshots of various species of apes. Together, we can see the physical differences in, and dare I say, variety of personalities?

Really love this so, so, hard. More after the break.
I’d like to talk to you about girls. Girls and a friend of mine. For his sake lets call him Clive.
Clive is a lovely young man, he’s cultured, intelligent, funny, well-dressed, ambitious and warm. He’s an easy going kind of Germanic geometric handsome and, okay, a tiny bit short, but he’s done a really good job working off that post-uni paunch he had for a while.
The thing that’s always puzzled me about Clive is his luck with ladies. Insofar as, he has none.
If I were a woman, not an avenue I often contemplate, he’d certainly be worth a date, but when I saw him last he told me that this month marks his current barren period’s second anniversary.
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