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I'm Oli. I live in North London and concurrently spend most of the day hiding from local yoofs. I'm a freelance tech, sport, music, culture and lifestyle journalist. Yeah that's right, all the really hard-hitting areas. I'm the Editor of The Waterboarder(.com). You can email me here if you like oliver.jones4@gmail.com.

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One day I’m going to get this printed in absurdly high quality, have it framed and put it up in my house.

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One day I’m going to get this printed in absurdly high quality, have it framed and put it up in my house.

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Efterklang’s — Raincoats

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Most honest political poster ever.

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Most honest political poster ever.

2 weeks ago

Tower proposal by Gaudi for New York City in 1908. [via chazhuttonsfsm]

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Tower proposal by Gaudi for New York City in 1908.

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Tomasz Schafernaker flips someone the middle-finger then tries to cover it up by looking terrified and wanking his chin. Bad Schafernaker.

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3 weeks ago

[Via floatingparticles] Photographer James Mollison shows us 40 straight-on mugshots of various species of apes. Together, we can see the physical differences in, and dare I say, variety of personalities?

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Photographer James Mollison shows us 40 straight-on mugshots of various species of apes. Together, we can see the physical differences in, and dare I say, variety of personalities?

3 weeks ago

Awesome band posters from Jeff Kleinsmith and Jesse LeDoux for Sub Pop.

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Awesome band posters from Jeff Kleinsmith and Jesse LeDoux for Sub Pop.

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I wroted this: Best of Taiwanese CGI reconstructions

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The Os Gemeos x Futura2000’s “Gigante”

Really love this so, so, hard. More after the break.

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London from Parliament Hill. Being here makes me feel reassuringly unimportant.

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London from Parliament Hill. Being here makes me feel reassuringly unimportant.

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Making plans for Clive

I’d like to talk to you about girls. Girls and a friend of mine. For his sake lets call him Clive.

Clive is a lovely young man, he’s cultured, intelligent, funny, well-dressed, ambitious and warm. He’s an easy going kind of Germanic geometric handsome and, okay, a tiny bit short, but he’s done a really good job working off that post-uni paunch he had for a while.

The thing that’s always puzzled me about Clive is his luck with ladies. Insofar as, he has none.

If I were a woman, not an avenue I often contemplate, he’d certainly be worth a date, but when I saw him last he told me that this month marks his current barren period’s second anniversary.