January 2010
19 posts
Passive-aggressive?
My kitchen is a shit-hole right now. It’s Sunday, it always is. There’s a massive pile of washing up too. None of which is mine. Our flat policy is wash what you use — though there is a certain amount flexibilty. If someone cooks you dinner, you’ll usually do the dishes, you know, that’s only fair. I want to clean the kitchen, but I desperately don’t want to do...
Jan 31st
Flatmate's new boyfriend
Girl: I just really like him, he makes me laugh
Me: Yeah? Like how?
Girl: Well you know, he tickles me and stuff.
Me: I think that's cheating, Robert Mugabe could probably make you laugh if he tickled you.
Girl: Or with his silly clothes.
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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My Top 5 least favourite Spotify Adverts
1. Windows 7 Advert. Nothing you’ve done is genius. Snap? You can see two windows at once, or a minute amount of two windows? Dude buy a bigger monitor you fucking dork. If you were a genius you’d have jumped ship fucking years ago, you fucking little prick. Oh you’re walking away with your genius now? Really mate, do us a favour, go walk it into a shallow bath, and lie there...
Jan 30th
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“Sarc-mark? If you don’t get sarcasm maybe you don’t deserve to.”
–  My brother.
Jan 30th
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A new feature: Meet the shadow cabinet -- one...
According to Ken Clarke, “class is no longer an issue” in modern Britain. To me, frankly, that sounds like a fat old Tory trying to cover up what he still knows is his party’s most major flaw in term of electability. But, being the balanced and level-headed journalist I’ve never once claimed to be, I thought maybe Ken’s hypothesis is at least worth a test. But how to...
Jan 22nd
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Animals do the funniest sex →
Who knew bees’ testicles exploded post-coitus? Do you think they’d still do it if they knew? Would you still do it?
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Massive fan of this -- the many (defaced) faces of... →
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Jan 13th
I didn't even know they were trying for a baby!
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Jan 13th
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Seal's Guide: How To Photobomb a Penguin Party
via actinglikeanimals.com How awesome is this? Actually I don’t need you to tell me. It’s amazing. Posted via web from Operation Margarine | Comment »
Jan 7th