Is this what God had in mind?

When God spoke to Jesus and was like, “Oi Jesus, stop coverting that ox for two freakin’ seconds would you. Marriage, yeah Jesus, tell them it’s a good idea. They should do it,” he could never have imagined this abomination.

It’s so weird how religions can get so caught by relatively tiny parts of their dogma, seemingly to the detriment of much of the rest of it. Okay, the bible says you shouldn’t have sex before marriage, but it’s a tiny part of the bigger Christian picture no? Shouldn’t you be more focused on the bigger bits like being nice and shit.