Matt Banahan Makes England Squad
My favourite premiership wing has been selected for the the England
squad, and not before time - Matt Banahan. Six foot nine, 20 stone and
can run 100m in 12 seconds flat? He make’s (the dropped) Paul Sackey
look like a little girl, a cowardly, overrated, little girl.
Also omitted from squad is James ‘I’m very important and intelligent’
Haskell. He tweeted:
“I’m out the England squad which is gutting on every level but another
challenge I will accept and dominate.” - wow. Does he know other
people can read twitter? How’s that ham sandwich James? “Nice, real
nice, on every level, I’m working hard to dominate it.”
“James it’s a sandwich you don’t need to dominate it, just like eat it.”
“Don’t tell me what to do, or I’ll have to dominate you.”
“Pardon.”
“That’s it, this conversation has been dominated.”
In real life he continued: “Seems a shame that people made such a fuss
about me going to France when in the end it was a storm in a tea cup.
French players are in squad”
Two James. Two players. One of whom won us a world cup and the other
who pretty much won the 3rd Lions Test on his own.
For a taster of just how self-important James Haskell is click here! It’s amazing
Here’s a little taster of what Banahan will offer - oooooff.
