sade:

(via leftofsound)

I play football for a mostly-jewish football team (they were all jewish, but they got kicked out of the Jewish League for fielding a heathen and subsequently have relaxed their admissions policy) and was expecting some below-par performances owing to Yom Kippur/fasting. I was anticipating woozy jews strewn on the astroturf, how wrong I was! We smashed it, winning 6-1.