Michael Gove writes foreword to school issue James I Bible

As I’ve already touched on today, I have my reservations when it comes to religion. It’s a topic I’m shamefully underinformed about. I mean, I know the main things, I know the five pillars of Islam, I know why the Christians don’t like men to get sexy on each other, but my biblical knowledge is to say the least, limited.

My only experience of the bible, save for finding the creepy passion-killing Gideon’s version in hotel room bedside tables, was reading the New Testament (do you cap that?) in RE in Year 11.

We read the James I bible, and there were parts of it, I rather enjoyed. Not in a moral way — is it possible to enjoy anything in a moral way? But in a, “oh that’s nice” way. Which is the way I enjoy most things I enjoy. If that makes sense, which patently it doesn’t.

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Some lighter reading for the shadow chancellor

I was on the tube today, on my way to interview Russell Kane, and look who I saw! Only the tiny-eyed shadow chancellor Ed Balls.

At first he was reading the FT, scowling through the pages, but he soon gave up and whipped out, best-selling, which-one-of-them-dies, rom-com-pitch-disguised-a-novel, One Day.

Although he also read this with same angry furrowed brow. Though I must say, he did have reassuringly shit shoes on.

Muddled Maude gets a mauling on Today

Kudos (or mad props to the ironically street among you) to Mark Serwotka General Sec for the Public and Commercial Services Union and Evan Davies for exposing the clear nonsense that Francis Maude has been talking about the teachers’ strike and public sector pensions.

What proportion of MPs’ earnings are added to their pension by their employer? 33%. Teachers? 13%. How about you start with your own pensions hey? Then we’ll see where we are. Here is Maude’s mauling on The Today Programme if you missed it: